Wisdom from Calvin and Hobbes

We're getting a pretty good snowstorm here in Bourbonnais. I wouldn't call it a blizzard, people can still get out if they want, but we'll have 6-8 inches before it's done some time tomorrow. I thought I would post some wit today, in honor of the storm, from Calvin and Hobbes.

1st Frame
Hobbes: "Look at all this snow!"

Calvin: "I'm being tested. "

2nd Frame
Calvin: "We got this snow so I'd be tempted to smack Susie with a slushball and forfeit all my Christmas presents."

3rd Frame
Calvin: "To evaluate my character, my immediate pleasure is being pitted against my future greed."

4th Frame
Hobbes: "Poor Susie."

Calvin: "IT'S NOT A FOREGONE CONCLUSION!"